I'm a big boy because I get to play off leash in the front yard with Mum and she knows I won't run away. We did it twice yesterday, and again this morning.
And they went to the movies last night and I didn't have to be put in the kitchen, I had to whole house to myself .... oh yeah!
We all went to the beach yesterday too! I wore my life jacket and even did a little bit of swimming .... no kidding all 4 paws of the ground, and I did it myself.
We met girls too! One girl said "oh he's so cute, I want to take him home." And Mum had to tell Papa she was talking about me not him...duh. And when Mum went swimming, I snuck away from Papa and I tried to introduce myself to a blond in a bikini, but she blew me off. Who knew that sticking your cold wet doggy nose against a girls butt cheek was something they wouldn't like. Papa apologized and dragged me away. Some wing man he turned out to be.
Ok, well I gotta go terrorize Mum's garden. Adios.
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